1 When you go to score the goth chick under the guise of “just being a friend” but her dad’s gaydar clocks you immediately
1 “We should care about what Robert Kirkman thinks on Superman” my brother in law, he’s a Spiderman fan
1 Thought my GF was trying to be romantic by holding my hand… Turns out she just wanted to fuck me even harder…
1 Locked in chastity, dressed in a skirt and high socks, with one of the cock in his ass and the other end in Mommy’s mouth.