1 You didn’t know the stakes at your first poker game with Pops. Debt wasn’t all bad. His buddies are all double cummers. That night you paid your debt. Next Friday you purposely tossed a pair of aces!
1 You told Santa what you wanted. He gave it to you first thing in the morning. Plot twist: we all know Santa isn’t real. We know who really gives the gifts.
1 You were so different than your biker dad with his long hair and more like your chubby banker Grand Pop. But you all have a versatile streak in you.