1 He was nothing like his dad. Dad was hairy, he was hairless. Dad was beefy, he was skinny. Dad’s a bottom, he’s a top. Opposites attract.
1 While wearing our Sunday best after church, we always took a walk in the park. It was my favorite part about Sunday afternoon.
1 He bought me my first beer ar the neighborhood bar and he gave me my first pool lesson all night and I still don’t know how to play. All I learned is that pop’s dick is intense yet satisfying. I’m not a virgin anymore but still have alotta lessons to go.
1 Dad’s boss caught us when I went to visit him at the shop during his lunch break. What would you do when you catch us?