1 I didn’t mind the evil Jor-El reveal in the movie, but I just love how, when it happened, every character and reputable source in the universe acted like this:
1 My girlfriend says I’m now a pussy-free virgin pet in chastity for real men to warm their cocks with 😭😣, as she teases me with the keys forever 😫😭. And I got to stay plugged when I’m not in use 😭😖
1 Your gf doesn’t need to know that you came with my cock in your ass last night. Let it be our secret?