” You messed up my order again! I asked for a vanilla caramel frosted macchiato with hints of mint and hazelnut served with three pumps of sugar cookie delight and four pumps of pumpkin spice with whispers of lemon glaze! How hard could it be to get that simple order right!?”
An irate customer furiously slammed their coffee cup on the counter and sent droplets of liquid diabetes flying everywhere. He stared daggers at Tony like he were the reason for everything wrong in his life.
” Please calm down sir. I can remake your order, but there’s no need to act so hostile.” Tony said.
” Fuck you! I pay good money for my coffee and I don’t want some lazy ass college snowflake to fuck me over with his incompetency. I knew that rainbow flag out front was bad news but this just proves it. You guys are totally trash at your job. I’m never coming back here again!” The customer growled before stomping his way out of the store.
” Wait! I can give you a drink on the house!”
The customer stopped in his tracks and turned around. ” Now that’s more like it. A free drink is the least I deserve after putting up with this mess.” He reentered the lobby and stood by the counter.
Tony sighed in exhaustion as he began wiping up the spilt coffee. Michael had been a regular customer of the Second Cup cafe and he always had a list of complaints whenever he arrived. He was the annoying type of customer who insisted on having a 100 different flavors in his coffee and threw a massive temper tantrum if his order wasn’t exactly to his liking. Tony couldn’t take much more of his attitude. He didn’t get paid enough to deal with all that nonsense so he wasn’t going to teach that jerk a lesson
He went to the back of the cafe to pull out a powder packet that had “Brotein Mix” labeled on it in big rainbow colored letters. It was an extremely rare coffee mix you could only get if you knew the right people. Tony always served this drink to unruly customers in desperate need of an attitude adjustment. He poured the white powder into a cup and stirred it with the freshly brewed black coffee.
” All done. Hope you enjoy.” Tony handed the cup to Michael who snatched it away from him. Michael took a big sip of the drink and moaned with satisfaction.
” About time you learned how to make a decent cup! You should’ve done this ages ago”, for the first time, Michael was actually pleased with his order. His smug grim was quickly replaced with a look a bewilderment when he felt his body vibrate. His shoulders widened and his height extended. His flabby beer belly morphed into a chiseled set of washboard abs. No more droopy man-boobs, he now had perky pecs that were begging to be squeezed. His wide chest stretched out the fabric of his white shirt until it looked ready to burst. His jawline was a perfect square shape that you almost only see on celebrity men. A light layer of stubble was the cherry on top. The puny twigs he called arms were now beefy towers of muscles. Michael’s jeans became considerably tight now that he was packing an 8 inch cock and a dump truck of a booty.
Michael became a himbo and not just any himbo; he was the spitting image of Lucas Lee from the Scott Pilgrim series. Tony grinned widely at the beautiful masterpiece his concoction had created. That $100 he spent ordering Brotein on that sketchy website had been worth it. His arch nemesis of a customer was now a total smoke show!
“… Dude, what am I doing here?” Michael, or rather, Lucas Lee, looked around at his surroundings in utter confusion.
” It’s your first day at your new job, silly. You work at this cafe where you serve the customer with that sexy body of yours. Don’t forget to change into your uniform”, Tony handed Lucas a green apron and a black thong.
” Ah yeah. That sounds about right. Guess I need a side hustle while I take a vacation from the Hollywood life.” Lucas smirked and got behind the counter.
Business had been booming at Second Cup ever since Lucas began working there. Tons of men lined up everyday for the chance to get a cup of joe poured by the charming himbo. They always tip generously whenever Lucas is at the counter. The store made so much money in tips that all the employees earned a liveable wage. There’s a rumor going around that especially lucky customers get to join Lucas in a back room to get a taste of the secret menu. The most popular item in it is his ass.